I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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