that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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