Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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