I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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