Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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