Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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