i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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