Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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