i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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