dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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