is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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