I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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