he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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