she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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