You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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