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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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