i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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