No, drunk sperm still make babies.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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