There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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