so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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