we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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