Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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