is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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