i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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