no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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