VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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