I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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