We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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