i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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