My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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