Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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