if only i could text you this smell
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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