This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
My cat gives me a boner
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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