That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Someone shattered a urinal.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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