i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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