we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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