literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
All the doctor said was why
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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