i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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