how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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