My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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