White coat. Heels.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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