It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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