you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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