I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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