When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
