I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
