I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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