Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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