I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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