Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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